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Does that mean he’s not coming on then?

When? Never, because the same reason nobody on Jalop addresses another dead loser, Henry Ford. People tend not to throw dirt on the dead, because it’s just not as cathartic. Because they’re now dead, nobody cares.

Dana White cheats at Words with Friends.

This all seems like a misunderstanding. Mixed Martial Arts, Mixed Marital Arts, it’s easy to confuse the two. 

When your own mom calls you out for being a terrible person, you’re probably a jackass.

“I usually like to strip down naked before running it.”

That was Supremely Stupid.

The sticker tells you all you need to know.

I’d say it handled the situation pretty well.

I do approve the use of “air-cooled 911" as a verb.

I’m calling the AMC Eagle a classic, binaries be damned.

Stop! Stop it! Shut up! Don’t you dare air-cooled 911 my 240z dreams.

It’s hard to nail down something as subjective as beauty and attractiveness, so we all have our own opinions of what

Giselle, 2012: “My husband cannot fucking throw the ball and catch the ball at the same time.

I think it’s about 99.9% this guy is Manziel 2.0.

They’ve been streamlining and assure us he’ll be roadkill in 18 months.