madveks
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They can’t choose. Congress admits states to the union, learn civics.

It’ll be funny when they are forced to move mainland and then get to vote.

Just wait until you here the spineless chickenshit response Paul Ryan will undoubtedly give when he is asked about this.

Pretty sure the (unstated) reason is:

You could be living in a country where you dodge landmines on your way to dig food out of a dumpster.

Someone else said it much better than I.

Fuck me. I just took a handful of Aleve after watching

Here for all the “here for” takes.

Does that work? Asking for a friend....

Aren’t all these special assistant jobs in sports no-show jobs? Hideki Matsui is a special assistant to the Yankees, and we all know he spends most of his day building up his porn collection. Are Yankee players really learning from special assistant A-Rod?

I think you dropped this: /s

Lose his livelihood? Assuming he’s vaguely competent, those cars are insured.

ALEX SMITH’S BIG DAY!!!!!!!!!! I’VE BEEN WAITING SO LONG!!!!!!!

Formula Drift is in Canada this weekend, running one of the most big angle, technical tracks of the season. This is

“What are you going to do now?” she asks.

Because MOBAs are TRASH.