madurandos
madurandos
madurandos

If you don’t think he typed this post on one knee, you are crazy. 

I like people that didn’t pick up a ball off the ground and dunk it into their beer.

Why do you hate the military and America?

The chugging isn’t even that impressive - it’s obviously a ginger beer.

I was at Penn at the same time as Melker. Donnie was indeed a sad sack of a human being who peed everywhere and assaulted everyone. He belonged to the most rape-y of rape-y fraternities and comfortably communicated with his asshat brothers in the misogynist language of his father and...he just sucked. He really did

Do I believe they called him “Diaper Don?”

Must be tough to be a youth in the sport with such a high-profile dad. I’d bet they butt heads all the time.

That Harvey is a total doucher and deserves to be made fun of.

I believe it’s pronounced cham-pag-en.

The talent portion of the Miss Buffalo pageant is really next level.

22 seconds into the second video: “Is that Sham-Pahn-Yay?” in reference to the Champagne bottle.

ALL HAIL KING ERIC!

Pfft. Amateur.

That’s not “The U.” Don’t call it that.

This was the worst day of College GameDay signs ever.