That's it... Cancel Kinja... It will never get better than this...

Dunkaroos are and will forever be the shit.

There is only one answer...

I was absolutely crying during Kobe’s last game...

Fuck Taylor Twellman

Wtf are you taking about?

Petros is actually much smarter than he lets on and one of the most genuine people I’ve ever met. Actually wrote me a letter of recommendation when I applied to USC. But DAMN does he have a Big Face...

Did you mean “relationship between his inventiveness and his insolence*”?

As a Barça supporter, the only thing that scares me is how involved his father seems to be in his career.

Taylor Twellman is awful.

As evidenced by Sevilla & La Liga this season, England would still get their 4 Champions League births in addition to Chelsea’s automatic place as “defending champion.”

I watched this live and saw immediately something ugly happened and changed the channel.

Is it time to start talking about Neymar being the 2nd Best Footballer in the planet?

When I saw that play and tried to do the math in my head, I had to quadruple check. 96 yard penalty. Absolute insanity.

Messi didn’t start the match today.

He’s not late. He and Shoen call the matches in a studio here in the states. It has nothing to do with his timing, it’s the studio’s inability to properly sync the audio.

Textbook little brother syndrome.

I’m a 2nd generation Trojan alumnus. This episode has been pretty embarrassing...

Sanchez wore 6 for 1 season. Before that I can’t remember the last qb to wear it.

Cody runs circles around Booty and Barkley. Shit, he’s more mobile than Leinart ever was...