Photographer: Okay fellas, on the count of 3 give me your most natural soccer pose.

"Well damn it, this changes everything..."

Ronald Roberts sounds like the name of a character that Dave Chappelle would do in white face.

Jesus: [Looks at roster]

"Pfft. Amateur"

This is actually progress for Les Bleus. The last time there was a soccer related incident involving pantless Frenchmen and a confused, retreating child, Karim Benzema and Franck Ribery had to stand trial.

Well, considering Pogba grew up in France it's not surprising that he's a good Catholic.

You began watching history.

"I haven't traveled since I was six!" isn't the hottest fire.

Performances like this are really a testament to Neymar's work ethic on the pitch. The guy's simply been breaking his back out there.

"Yes, and I dove in with BOTH nostrils!"

Yes. Hence the dick-shitting.

YOU WOULD HAVE THOUGHT BUT NO

"Did anyone else get a gerbil?"

Anyone else mesmerized by the Dallas and Seattle linemen barely moving on the 27-yard line in all the Romo images?

heheheheh...Dooley

That's two straight butt-whippings for the Vikings