PA was a red state and their fans are cheese wiz incarnate.

Adding DLC to a barebones product?

appreciating the fact that they were a foot away from Justin freakin’ Timberlake

Shoutouts to ZMF.

And they went with Bruno Mars.

I’m glad we got this guy to finally tell us what is and is not consensual sex.

The real way you stay relevant as a male actor is to have several sexual misconduct accusations tied to your name.

Welcome to....a morbid area of tangible despair that forces us to realize that death is breathing down our necks every nanosecond of our existence and that the folly of man is the delusion that we can avoid it by somehow being immortal with our accomplishments or our offspring.

If they did parkour, definitely.

He’s still correct to bring it up, though, even if the way he did it is counterintuitive. Equality isn’t just speaking up when your group that you belong to is marginalized, it’s speaking up when someone who isn’t you is being marginalized right next to you.

They promised me pictures of Spider-Man, but it was just a silhouette; it could have been anything!

Man, Fuller out of work, Anderson out of work, Dancy...who the fuck cares? Man, maybe we can get together and...hold on, what you need Kojima? Yeah, oh that sounds kind of cool. You got Del Toro on the phone? Yeah, we can do this conference call baby.

Her failure to appeal to industry stalwarts like Godotzilla will be her downfall.

“I don’t understand all the choices people make,” he said. “But I do understand that life is hard, and that those types of choices do not disqualify you from a life with dignity and happiness and safety.”

Papa Johns: Slightly more integrity than Taylor Swift.

Every univosion/Gawket/Hornel bacon site has had one, so probably more than that.

“Saturday Night Life.”

What happened to you, Nelly? Your ass used to be beautiful.

“For example; females, not all, but most, really are attracted to a man’s personality”

I like it as a collection of moments more than a coherent movie, but these are very memorable moments. The worst thing I can say is that it felt inconsequential. The macro plot didn’t move that much, and though are characters know a little more about themselves, there’s not a lot of acknowledgement of that from our…