Anna Kendrick needs a new agent.

Anna Kendrick leads the first season as Darby Carter, an aimless postgrad

They would absolutely try to out name drop each other.

I assume, despite steeling up, that Nate died as well—perhaps his strength just gives out?

My friends asked me to explain my love for Legends of Tomorrow. This is what I came up with:

Edgelord username? Daria profile icon? Disingenuous invitation to debate through rherotical questions?  Check, check, check!

Is this a parody?

Show looks like shit

more than even that shitty live-action remake we’ve all just quietly agreed to forget about.

FUN FACT: Anyone who says they can follow what’s going on in the original SAC series is full of shit.

That wine episode was awesome, because it was a rare chance for Aramaki to be a main character in the action (we even got to meet his old flame).

Someone needs to write a fan-fiction where Mallory Archer and Aramaki from Section 9 hook up. As elderly people running spy agencies, they’d have a lot in common.

Scarlett Johansson should be allowed to play any man, woman, tree, transgender or ugly CGI character she damn well pleases!

Man, I took one look at that screenshot and thought “Ugh, not for me.”

Also, I don’t like the idea of the series going post-apocalyptic. Part of what made Ghost in the Shell unique is that all of the augmented technology and AI systems had become mundane in this universe, almost like a clean Blade Runner. Going…

I thought the same thing when I saw this new style.  How about we give it a shot before saying it’s crap? 

You’re a MISOGYNIST!!!

Well, tacos is first on the list.

So, does this mean that Schumer will be stealing recipes from Kathleen Madigan, Tammy Piscatelli, Daniel Tosh, and the estate of Patrice O’Neal?

All that only to be killed with a lucky shot by some petty twat of a failed chemistry teacher. 

And he failed at what he was actually trying to do, which is to take out the bandit so they could steal his truck and his water. Flipping the car instead might’ve looked badass, but it was completely counterproductive.