I loved that Jonah’s twisted nihilsm had finally infected Amy to the point where she converted to his brain dead cause. That to me felt like a real moment. Where you can actually see the moments between where someone cares and where someone has decided they no longer give a fucking fuck. It was a total embracement of…

Since you apparently need your hand held through this very complex thought:

Counterpoint: Babe Ruth living today, in a country with legal alcohol, internet pornography, and being paid tens of millions of dollars a year, would be dead within 12 months. It’s like when Bender became human in that one Futurama episode.

There are several commonly used definitions of the word “brutalize.” From the Miriam Webster online dictionary:

The only thing really missing here is the answer to the real question. How do I get either major party to put someone on the ballot worth voting for?

If it’s any consolation, we feel the same about gooner supporters.  Good luck in the Europa League.  

Shitwhole Foods?

I would have had more respect for this Misogynistic Malcontent had she held true to her beliefs.

How many times is Twitter, Facebook, and the tech sector writ large going to give a barely-under-the-table thumbs up to racists, fascists, holocaust deniers, and anti-Semites before we just start openly acknowledging the constant, predictable pattern?

I *love* how those who constantly “go low” are the first ones to…

There’s that old Gawker feeling.

Feel like this is the only appropriate time to share this story:

My best friend and I dressed up as Burt and Ernie for halloween about 8 years ago. Went out and got pretty hammered at the bars, and then I see down the street, Cookie Monster, just standing there. Well I thought it was a good idea to jump on his back, we both fell to the ground, and that’s when I feel a shot to the…

Fun fact: Kenny Blankenship also actually has electoral experience. Dude served both in the House of Representatives and as a Governor. Infinitely better than Don.

This is such a big story I know but I swear it should be an even bigger story. What this guy is doing is insane. When you are 10-years-old and you fantasize about playing MLB, this is how you imagine it, a great pitcher who hits so well they have to let you do that too.

In 2012 he was just a regular down low racist who thought he knew what the poor needed: a fuck you and a couple of bane capital shoestrings so you can hang yourself if you weren’t making 100,000 a year.

Sometimes Zach’s criticisms annoy me; this is one of those times. I don’t care who I’m supposed to root for or whether the show is even asking that question. I root for Dolores because she’s getting some self-righteous vengeance on her exploiters, and, as a good socialist, I can sympathize with overturning the power…

I don’t think you can say that about the Fellow Underprivileged Citizens Know The Help Everyone Provides Overcomes Oppressive Regulation Act.

Represent, brother.