There is so much about this:

This ranks very, very low on the scale of bad decisions made nearly every weekend at Rick’s in East Lansing.

So, Neymar to Merseyside then. That should shake up the Premier League race.

Patrick has been fired for not referencing the extensive real-world history of ballistas being used to kill flame-breathing magical lizards the size of 747s.

I liked the episode, but the naval battle bothered me for several reasons:

See what happens when you save your schmeckles rather than waste them on brothels!

Interstellar was an imaginary story. This was an actual event that occurred to actual people, an important chapter in one of the most significant events in the history of the world. it shaped the world you live in now whether you realize it or not. Does that give it enough conceptual angle for you?

WHY DIDN’T YOU KILL ED SHEERAN WHEN YOU HAD THE CHANCE ARYA

That was cool.

Thank you. I came here to say this. People keep asking for stories about real people that are inclusive. THIS IS A FUCKING REAL STORY THAT IS INCLUSIVE. SO REAL IN FACT THAT IT FUCKING HAPPENED. Unless white women now have to either date within their race or no one is allowed to tell true stories about interracial…

I just sort of skimmed the article, but I think I got the gist of it.

I’m appreciating the pro-blue cheese attitude of this comments section.

uhm, what? Fulmer isn’t even arbitration eligible until 2019 and is under team contorl until 2023. Plus, if they tried to trade him, even if he was a rental as you say, he would return a TON. he is the reigning Roy, and only 24 years old. right now, taking into account team control, results, and age, he would require…

Thank god they’ve got excellent health care!

The Yankees Are Struggling To Put Butts In Seats

Then change the photo. I’d have sex with Kate Beckinsale under almost any circumstance I can think of, and many that I have not.

he did hit him, but i mean, that is the universal sign for fastball inside corner as well...

I'm actually 18, I swear.