Hi,

Fair enough and I feel you. I never got the impression she was saying, “Don’t order what you want if it imposes on the bartender” though. I interpreted it as, “Don’t be surprised if the bartender reflexively rolls his/her eyes and it takes 25 minutes.” Because let’s be real, we’ve all done it. Probably could have been…

So try this everyone: Go ahead and get behind a bar when it’s a packed Saturday night...there are twenty tickets you’re behind on, trying to close out twenty more tabs at the same time, trying to remember the last seven people’s order that just shouted out to you and then have someone come up and order a coconut rum…

This one’s for Tim Burke,

Having grown up in rural, conservative NW Ohio (I am also a Napoleon High School alumni – shout out to your dad!), what do you think are some of the greatest discrepancies between the “culture” there and where you are now?

In particular, do any experiences you’ve had or witnessed reinforce the…

*they’re

Serious question: can anyone translate the linked Tweet to Bielsa for me?

Tim Burke,

As someone who grew up in rural NW Ohio, what are some of the ways that your worldview changed when you moved to an area with more than 10 minorities and more than 10,000 people?

(Also an Napoleon HS grad, I’ll hang up and listen)

WHY IS THE BLACK MAN STEALING THE WHITE BOY’S PIZZA!!!!!!???????
— half of America seeing that photo

I will say this again...Mario Impemba is an underrated play-by-play guy.

Billy, I’m curious to your opinion: How much and in what ways is the USMNT’s development (especially with regards to the U23 team) hampered by our nation’s messed up collegiate system of “amateurism”?

This would be essentially 3 NFL games when the length of each league’s respective season are compared to each other. What a joke.

I’m sure that by know someone’s posted something virtually identical and I doubt this will make it out of the greys, but there’s one thing that especially raise red flags and it almost always come on the first date....

1. Talking too much about an Ex.
And it’s almost always their last Ex. And it’s almost always within…

Somewhere, in a Detroit basement, ZODIAC_MOTHERFUCKER is firing up his desktop and starting his 2016 WYTS draft....

I mean, if these candidates think that Hillary Clinton is far too polite to spend millions of dollars on ads attacking them for their own financial statements and their own voting records, they better think again. If you’re running to be the most powerful person in the world, I think that you can at least have the…

In just so many ways....

Who is the worst St. Louis Cardinal of all time and why? The best?

I finally decided to sit down and try and submit a “WYTS” for the Lions. I’ve considered doing it every year, because wow, this team writes it’s own submission every season just by being Detroit. It was golden...about 4,500 words (and I could have gone on for the length of an average dissertation but stopped when I…

I had just got out of a nice, hot shower in the middle of a cold Chicago winter and I was walking around in my towel brushing my teeth. For some reason, I had q-tips in both ears because I was cleaning them, while brushing my teeth while also walking around in a towel...the ultimate man/metrosexual grooming session on…

Do you have any links or resources that can outline some of the steps to pursuing that type of recourse?

The Winter Classic's biggest problem is it's timing.

Put it to the Sunday after the Superbowl. Don't try to compete with football. Get more people to watch. Get more fans in the process. It's as simple as that.