madscientist
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He was merely taking time off while he transformed into Jon Stewart the White.

“letting them know the vote had put Alaska’s future with the administration in jeopardy,”

Nah, it’s just an apprentice Master of the Universe trying to please the Alpha he worships and admires, which means constantly being belligerent and never apologizing. This is some fucked up way of him working on his daddy issues.

I’m hesitant to resort to critiquing someone based on their appearance, but why do conservatives almost uniformly look like amphibians wearing human skin?

“I, Donny T, am coming out today to pardon myself for everything I have ever done, which is nothing, and totally all Hillary and Obama’s fault because they are mean terrible people who bigly tarnished my reputation, but I am not going to own it and am totally innocent.”

How is babby formed?

The only mild comfort I have when I read things like this is that this dude is old and fat and tired and ugly and clearly his loneliness and isolation have made him miserable for the majority of his life. What joy has he ever really experienced that didn’t also make him feel secretly, deeply, crushingly inadequate?

He also thinks Akie Abe doesn’t speak English.

So all the times McCain voted to screw over everyone not rich and white should disappear from our collective consciousness now that he has a medical diagnosis? No. He earned his legacy.

Sellout. I only shoplift from local mom & pop stores, or the neighborhood farmer’s market. Keep it in your community!

Yeah, being corrected about something that you’re actually ignorant about ins’t mansplaining. That ins’t what mansplaining is.

John McCain is one of those Senators that I feel most conflicted about. The guy went through shit and torture and for years was a moderate in the GOP but recently his devotion to Party Loyalty (seemingly thinking he’ll get something in return) has seen him hypercritically vote on bills for years now (similar to Ken

Dirty penis fuckery, the worst kind of fuckery.

ObamaCare will explode and we will all get together and piece together a great healthcare plan for THE PEOPLE. Do not worry!

“Didn’t work for me.”

I actually have nothing against her or her music: I just wanted to make that joke XD

I do not agree with the sentiment but wit-wise credit where credit is due