Is anyone else horrified at the idea of Hannah raising a brown boy? This kid is so screwed...

As someone working airline logistics, you should do your fucking job so these situations get avoided in the first place.

As a paying customer of an airline, it is not my responsibility to make sure the airline has their bases covered. Give me a break.

As a passenger, I hope people remember that airlines need to manage their own shit and not ask paying passengers to do it for them.

So true. People used to think Mr Mars was my brother. We had a funny scare when we realized that he was adopted and is the same age as my half brother who was given up for adoption in the late ‘60s (the things women had to go through) by my then single mother. We realized we weren’t related and have been relieved ever…

why do I kinda love this? Noel Fielding looks like the cybergoth son that this family has chosen to accept 

Even the bears there are inappropriate

Look, it doesn’t matter who I killed, just that you remember I killed them bestly.

Umm, you’ve been able to buy this kind of stuff at museum gift shops for forever. How is this revolutionary?

Somewhere, Eli Gold’s head is exploding.

My husband, just now: Part of me wants to open a second bottle of champagne.

Brag thread! What’s a super cool thing you have accomplished recently?

I think they actually set off an uncanny valley reaction. They have just the right combination of too-perfect looks and styling combined with dead-behind-the-eyes-but-trying-to-emote.

These pictures tell me that one of these guys at some point learned the more flattering way to position your head when you’re having your picture taken. And he never explained it to the other guy because it allows the audience to unconsciously assign him the role of the more attractive twin. He’s a terrible brother.

If they’re still alive, the 7 people that were surprised when Ricky Martin came out are SHOCKED by this. Shocked.

That was one of my favorite scenes in Big Little Lies - when the therapist interrogated Nicole Kidman’s character and made it clear how easy it would be to discredit her since she never said anything or told anyone. I hope a lot of people see that and entrust someone with their situation.

I’m not as generous as you are. I like his music well enough, but do NOT think he deserved the award and have no patience for his grumpy nonchalance!

“And remember, Junior, if the teacher forgets to assign homework, make sure you point that out before your classmates clear out.”

From what I’ve seen of Gorsuch thus far, he doesn’t strike me as an idiot, just someone with views I strongly disagree with, but speaking as an Ivy League alum, I promise you there were students graduating alongside me who were dumber than a box of hair. Some of them have gone on to get graduate degrees from…