pls love yourself

True. That decision was junk.

Will this be before or after he is brought up on charges of the second-degree murder of America’s hopes and ability to sleep through the night?

Hi Former Congressman Weiner!

Student in a classroom in the year 2091: “Mrs. Throckmorton, are you telling me that a man named Weiner did stupid things with his penis, and thereby set off a chain reaction that brought about the collapse of all civilized society?”

This dude may be directly responsible for electing Tangerine Hitler, so yeah.

The AVN Awards is a gathering of professionals who take pride in what they do and have every right to do so. Shaming porn stars, sex workers — anyone in the sex industry for that matter — is wrong and has no place here. And we can discuss Melania Trump without slut-shaming her; that is never appropriate. Thanks.

The heartwarming Hobbit trilogy reunion:

We have to be stop this high road shit. Strong liberal values with no morals is the way to play. Imma hide behind a door in the White House and hit them with a frying pan...repeatedly...until they stop moving. The cartoonish nature of the assasination will make me feel better about the violence.

It’s a trap, people. Come on, stop being so naive. O’Reilly will “come around” and will endorse it all within a week, just watch... it’s to bring Republican concerned folk around.

O’Reilly is a pretty canny fucker, though. He knows that he’ll look better for pulling out his humanitarian Catholic “high road” card than doubling down on this dumpster fire ban.

No, it’s really worse. At least back then we could trust most of the conservative party to respect the law, and put nation over party.

BILL O’REILLY said that?! Jesus, now I know I’m in fucking Bizarro World.

It would be great if our checks and balances started checking and balancing anytime now

In the US Holocaust Museum. It’s not a fucking to do-list Bannon!

What was the end game with a cake that size? Was he going to invite the entire band and half their fans over to the apartment for a slice?

This movie is still directed, shot and co-written by a man. Optics of talent matter, but we have to stop accepting movies meant to be “for women” when there are almost no women behind the camera.

The reason the train is empty is because there is a homeless dude on the other end of the train.

I’m convinced that this is their plan. When summer comes and it’s mid july and they do something terrible, America will be like “eh I can’t fight anymore I have a cookout this weekend.” I can’t tell you how many normal people think that everything will be ok and that things won’t get that bad.