Umm, you’ve been able to buy this kind of stuff at museum gift shops for forever. How is this revolutionary?

Somewhere, Eli Gold’s head is exploding.

My husband, just now: Part of me wants to open a second bottle of champagne.

Brag thread! What’s a super cool thing you have accomplished recently?

Lack of engine noise has been an issue since headphones (portable) became a thing. So at this point, it just feels like a culling of the herd if you’re not paying attention.

I think they actually set off an uncanny valley reaction. They have just the right combination of too-perfect looks and styling combined with dead-behind-the-eyes-but-trying-to-emote.

These pictures tell me that one of these guys at some point learned the more flattering way to position your head when you’re having your picture taken. And he never explained it to the other guy because it allows the audience to unconsciously assign him the role of the more attractive twin. He’s a terrible brother.

If they’re still alive, the 7 people that were surprised when Ricky Martin came out are SHOCKED by this. Shocked.

That was one of my favorite scenes in Big Little Lies - when the therapist interrogated Nicole Kidman’s character and made it clear how easy it would be to discredit her since she never said anything or told anyone. I hope a lot of people see that and entrust someone with their situation.

I’m not as generous as you are. I like his music well enough, but do NOT think he deserved the award and have no patience for his grumpy nonchalance!

“And remember, Junior, if the teacher forgets to assign homework, make sure you point that out before your classmates clear out.”

If when I am old my hair is half as cool as those ladies in the second pic I will be a happy women.

Rumor has it the cheerleaders were also part of a pyramid scheme.

You ain’t safe even on the home shore.

I got dinner with a male man who wasn’t my husband lord master and then got diarrhea on the way home, so yes.

Apparently his grand plan to end illegal immigration was simply to make the US a place nobody would want to come to.

Remember that scene in Antichrist where Willem Dafoe happens upon the fox that’s eating its own guts, and then the fox says “chaos reigns” in a demon voice?

Seriously. Why the fuck do I have to pay for his testicular cancer screenings? Why do I have to pay for anything that doesn’t affect me directly? I pave my own roads and teach my own schools and put out my own fires too! I AM AN ISLAND AND MY ISLAND HAS NO MAN-PARTS.

From what I’ve seen of Gorsuch thus far, he doesn’t strike me as an idiot, just someone with views I strongly disagree with, but speaking as an Ivy League alum, I promise you there were students graduating alongside me who were dumber than a box of hair. Some of them have gone on to get graduate degrees from…