The LGBT rights page, climate change page, and all mention of climate change has been purged from whitehouse.gov. This may be yet another casualty.

They don’t care if they’re helping or not. I have personally never met a protestor of this stripe (and by that, I mean the “anarchists”) who was really more than a young adult convinced of the fact that the world “just doesn’t get them” and that “radical action” will “wake people up.” In reality, it’s about little…

The password to his Twitter account.

Of course it’s Tiffany’s box.

If there was any justice in this world, it would have been Trump’s tax returns in that box.

Hillary Clinton represents us all today. What woman hasn’t had the experience of celebrating  the man who got the promotion/job she was infinitely more qualified for?

Where in Hogwarts is Carmen SanDiego?

I’ll set up a gofundme for your bail/ransom money. Lord knows he’ll spin it as an assassination attempt.

Schadenfreude is almost definitely literally the only thing keeping me from crying right now. I look forward to all of the buyer’s remorse we are about to see. I don’t think they realize that sticking it to the left is going to mean they’re fucking themselves over at the same time.

fart every time you leave your desk.

So proud of D.C. Right now. I’ve seen some pics and there is nooooooobody out. The only people around are bumbfucks with racists t-shirts. (Shocker, I know).

nah, he’ll rationalize it (republicans have jobs! it’s cold out!) he will never give in to self reflection at all, and later when he boasts about historic crowds (they were the best! the biggest! big league!) he’ll actually remember it that way.

Tiny crowds to fill his tiny hands

This makes me so fucking happy. Sure, it’s fleeting, but right now I’ll revel in the schadenfreude.

I think they just stopped believing.

And then, at the end of a very long life, he would appear and gently tell you it was time to clean up your work space.

I feel bad for people who buy this. I think they’re dumb, but I feel bad for them.

The reaction when this Paula person led Trump to Christ:

It’s not like he’s going to actually pay her. How many times can people keep crawling back to this sadistic leech thinking it’s going to be different with them???