Ha! I call them “Newport Beach Housewives” since I used to see them all the time around Fashion Island. I’m just jealous since it’s been my life’s goal to be an overly-gymed Newport Beach Housewife. I’ve been failing miserably at it. I can’t tell if it’s because I’m not making myself available enough or if it’s…

The hand that rocks the big boy bed.

I think we need to ease up on the poor thing. She’s trying.

“Like I would ever. Psht.” - Donald Trump, pitching a tent

This is the right wing, in a nutshell. I’m so sick and tired of hearing how they give a fuck about the people of this country and how it’s the evil elites on the left who are the real villians. The right care about power, holding power and using it to fuck over as many people as possible before they lose it. Fuck…

I still literally cannot believe this man is our next president.

a big ol fuck up followed by some decent apologies / basic accountability feels like an honest to God palate cleanser at this point.

“finally over a shitty hump in my research program and my partner can move so we won’t be long distance anymore”

Because that is what we do now. We can’t let people do anything good in this world without sifting through their past to find a reason to vilify them.

We call that Freedom Foam.

youre thirty-great.

That imperative “APOLOGIZE!” and the end of Drumpf’s tweet just makes me want to scream: “FUCK YOU YOU’RE NOT MY REAL DAD!” then slam the door to my bedroom.

To be fair, they’ve always been pretty shady.

I explained shade to my parents and my dad said: “There’s a word for what your mom does?” He now rejoices in pointing out shade where he finds it. He’s extremely accurate.

I mean, the whole premise is ridiculous. Human beings are not nocturnal animals, and there’s all sorts of documented evidence of shift work disorder being a real thing.

Not surprised that this didn’t get a good review on Jez because of the use of rape and a second controversial feminist issue as plot devices but I loved this film. #2 on the year so far for me, behind Moonlight.

You were fine until the last eight words. Remember you’re talking about Democrats here, if there’s a way to fuck it up we’ll find it.

I’m sorry, but who among us would not fuck Harrison Ford, especially Han Solo-Harrison Ford? It is for this reason (as well as murder Hitler when he was just a shitty art student, and someone else I won’t mention in case the Feds are watching) I would build a fucking time machine. To fuck Han Solo/Raiders of the Lost…

White guys: Hillary Clinton sucked, that’s why we lost.

The premise of Westworld, the theme park, is simple: what if we had a place where we could expose our worst selves, and to fall in love and fuck and kill without worrying about the suffering or autonomy of the objects of our love and rage