I think there is a possibility that Ivanka didn’t realize how inappropriate his behavior was until all this scrutiny started (rightfully)

Mark Cuban is election Santa.

I think her dress will electronically change colors from white and gold to black and blue.

To or from?

Or a gender bending Goblin King??

Anyone who says Heidi Klum isn’t a 10 anymore is right—she’s an F, because she’s broken base-10 and moved us straight to hexidecimal

Billy Long, who’s been in office since 2011 and is in the regular habit of holding strangely expensive fundraising rallies, including one at a Taylor Swift concert and one at a Jerry Seinfeld performance.

That’s him? Wow, he must have bet his neck on the hard eight and lost.

As a former Hill staffer married to another former Hill staffer (long hours = 3 marriages from our office alone), yes to all of this. My husband gets it, but that doesn’t really make me feel any better.

That kind of thing is why it’s confusingly. She’s capable of being so great and standing up to a lot of shit but then she’s also a vapid idiot who endorses some damaging conservative values.

I’m working on that, getting up to nothing is my 5 year goal

Don-descending?

I have a CTA fare card with $14 on it. Or an Oyster card with £15 on it. That’s the extent of my liquid wealth. Either is yours for the taking.

The Irish dilemma. If you have a potato do you eat it now or wait for it to ferment and drink it.

You know what my idea of gentle fun is? Punching Bill O’Reilly in the nads until he pukes.

Everybody should be able to go to a party without being raped.

I feel like a 16 year old should be able to go to a party without getting raped.

No. Just raise better boys. Good kids who grow up with the proper understanding of what respect is do not turn into rapists because they joined some social club.

On the bright side they probably got accepted to medical school.

it’s doctor hoooo