DWTS is precisely the political echelon Perry belongs in.

He used Google Translate for accuracy.

Was this Rick Perry quote with or without glasses? Only one of them is smart.

What??? Get. Out. Now.

Like we need paper ballots.

“Also, this could have been a test of some sort.”

“What is the name of your first pet?”

I dunno, I feel like for a long while Beyonce was an “acceptable” black and then this album came out and people realized that she viewed herself as a genuine black woman. Apparently that was just too much for them.

Well, I’m sure he learned his lesson!

I can see now, in hindsight, how that could be ambiguous, given the subject matter

I wondered if this would be the straw. I can’t imagine the bitch sessions she & HRC have, but I’d love to go to one. I’ll bring the wine.

What is going on in someone’s mind to use their child as a prop in sexting pics? Particularly if that sexting is extra-marital. Like, I understand how people make all kinds of stupid, obvious life mistakes, but that is particularly fucked up to me.

Finally. What a scum bucket Carlos Danger has turned out to be.

Yep.

huma.

I hate to be “that guy” but the Impact font face was created 48 years ago.

The would-be robber was arrested. I know this because I was there when the cop read him his rights: