Mama...

Shhhh, it’s called Creative Redistricting when White “Conservatives” do it.

Something something empty house as metaphor for whole campaign, something ‘voter fraud doesn’t exist’ something...

Oh, so public humiliation isn’t the best way to help immigrants assimilate? Huh, who knew.

Hygiene, really?! The ways in which my body is policed by men (and other complicit women) using “hygiene” as an excuse are myriad, and yet a very large chunk of those men seem unable to flush, wash dishes, or keep their crevices fresh.

Please. He was their father figure. Don’t parse it. It’s filthy.

I’m sorry, his stepdaughter makes it so much better. Or maybe we should refer to Soon Yi as his children’s sister?

what if it’s a taco salad in a tortilla bowl drowning itself in ranch?

Jon Gosselin, whose children said that “talking on tv is not the way to make [a relationship] happen”, responds by immediately telling Entertainment Tonight to say that he is “very upset” by what they said about him talking to media outlets about them.

Lazy headline writing by Page Six. There’re so many better headlines to go with than “Ozzy & Sharon Reconcile Over Indian Food”

Eh, boring is one of the best ways for a child star to end up.

Probably because they interview so frequently, right?

Good liars: great at interviews, bad at responsibility.

I don’t think he knows how rings work, honestly.

Why do you assume there’s public transportation to the job? Where some may consider driving a fine automobile to work a luxury, others see having easily accessible public transportation as one.

I hope you hired that guy. Maybe it would make me a terrible hiring manager but that shit reads as both “earnest” and “terrible liar” which are two traits I'd want on staff.

“I have access to a car, but it would be poor judgement to drive that car when I could use public transportation!” Is essentially what you just said.

Is it bad that I was expecting his reasoning to be that it meant no one in the office could hit on her? And that I’m only marginally relieved (but a great deal more offended) that it was “hur dur, the other women will be jealous and wrathful”?

“It is impossible to talk about alcohol and not talk about sex.”

No shit. Assuming that her father put down the standard 20%, that’s $80K. With someone giving you $80,000, a lot of things are more affordable.