Still the best reply to that:

You have to disclose. Reasonable assumption doesn’t remove that liability.

I’ve noticed on the news they referred to Ryan and his friends as boys. They’re three adult men who are representing our country in the Olympics. Not saying it’s wrong to go out to a club and party after finishing their races but their behavior at that gas station was appalling.

Wouldn’t be SORRJ USA AND WORLD if Lochte wrote it?

Commentator, in crisp English accent: Folks at home may be asking themselves, “How will he finish?” And, well, Depends.

And now he’s going to be disqualified for having the runs.

What is this bullshit with holding a woman responsible for what a man does?

For me, it was another way to meet people. I joined a bunch of clubs but still had trouble making friends outside of my dorm, so when my roommate suggested we rush, I was down. I wasn’t hazed and greek life wasn’t a big deal on campus, so maybe that’s why I don’t think sororities are so bad. Some of it was ridiculous,…

ADPi has great parties. Here’s a photo from one.

Ryan stop to think? I reeeeeeally don’t think so.

It was the same bullshit in Québec a few years ago - they wanted to forbid all public servants, including teachers, from wearing any obvious religious gear (not just Muslims and Sikhs - they were targeting Jews too), but they were going to keep the big crucifix in the legislature building because heritage.

Someone on Twitter referred to him as “Swim Shady” which is so brilliant, and I hope it catches on.

Ugh, I have no patience for the the feminists who are pro this ban. It’s as not okay to force a woman out of certain clothes as it is into them. And also, it won’t work. Make it so that I can only go swimming if I’m dressed not to my religious standards and I just won’t go swimming.

There is nothing about this lady that is comical.

Glad I skipped to the comments. Saved 5 mins!

I’m actually kind of impressed that Lochte had the foresight to skip town before everything went south.

Yeah, anybody can block anybody on Twitter. If the first I hear of you as a person is you up in my @s yelling at me about something (at the same time that THOUSANDS OF OTHER PEOPLE ARE ALSO YELLING AT ME IN MY @S) I would feel no compunction blocking you, and fuck anyone who tells me I am obligated to patiently let…

Can we not blame Amy Schumer for the assholery of men she may have employed/known? Let’s stay focused on the true jerks who deserve our anger.

I’m hoping they tell him some totally bullshit things just to see if he leaks them and he’ll get up to the podium tonight and be like, “you won’t believe the things I’ve been hearing about Swaziland’s chemical weapons program!”