I think that you overestimate people by far. My money’s on him having a new, shiny gig in the next six months, tops.

Fuck that piece of shit. GAH. As a Canadian, I’m just so angry about this. I thought we were better. :(

Argh, didn’t even think of the mama sentiment. It’s definitely pander-y, although I do enjoy it — slash, it feels like a “feminism 101" song rather than something that’s really deconstructing the patriarchy.

Kinjon snow?

Nono, you’re confused. “Rewind” is the abortion option, and we sluts can’t have those.

yeah, I really shouldn’t feel pleasantly surprised about it, and yet here we are.

I like that most of the responses aren’t “Good job putting her in her place brah.” Small victories. :\

You mean these guys? A pair of them live in my apartment building (or one of them does, the other is there all the time) and they are the WORST.

“Would you do me a favour and squeeze them? I’m not sure if they’re ripe yet... wait why are you running away? Come back!”

Well I have onions!

It was the first time I’d ever put my hair up without help.

This is absolutely a thing. I have terrible financial habits and I just realized how bad they are.

I guess the upset is that it wasn’t an outright loss?

My ex got a job in finance because he was on the school’s football team/in the school’s football frat and interviewed with a football alumnus... despite being highly unqualified for the actual position.

Indeed. They, and two-year-olds, are essentially sociopaths already. (mostly kidding. :p)

Why must you go with death threats? Obnoxiously going up to him and demanding a picture with him is the maximum allowable punishment. COME ON, INTERNET.

Yes, God forbid that people not in school, with busy lives, start learning coding — a large and quite scary topic for those utterly unfamiliar with it — in small steps, until they feel comfortable enough to start tinkering a little more. *rolls eyes*

Hahahah your last line. Bless. <3

I’d say that families with young children should not be able to have both parents go to war, and single parents shouldn’t either. Which partner goes is up to the family to decide (or chosen at random). Your way also kind of screws over gay couples with young children, for example - then both would have to go :\

O_O what the fuck. I would’ve bailed. Do you have any stories of like, what you talked about during the date? That’s nuts!