Like it’s written. :p

I was a DG at Columbia and this is bullshit. We had booze at the house all the time — you just keep it discreet because yes, there are idiotic double standards in place.

Nooooo fuck a site like Motherless exist? dskhjfasdflkgjha

Wouldn’t 3 at least be a given, since Mazin has stated how much he hates Cruz? :P Either way, thank you for the summary! Much appreciated (especially the point re: exception for parody).

I actually figured that the onus would be on the author to prove what was true rather than the other way around (I am a scientist, not a lawyer, however, so my knowledge = 0).

I have a shirt like that and I wear it around NYC all the time! Haven’t been harassed for it (yet). Have gotten props from strangers tho.

He probably can’t because Cruz would sue the pants off of him.

Hopefully, fat jokes.

Ugh I would be so susceptible to that.

https://teespring.com/lord-give-me-t… the shirt I am currently wearing.

He wrote “Likes gym, swimming, recovering from a stroke” — because of poor punctuation, it looks like he means “Likes recovering from a stroke.” Not particularly hilarious, because strokes are sad, but I did do a double-take because of the style.

I was thinking that AABB[...]NN could work just fine until I read the poem. Holy crap. it’s not just the rhyme scheme — his rhythm is so off/forced. D:

I like how you phrased the last sentence.

+1 sad star

Agreed! I’ve added bitters to hard cider because I have the same problem with it, but I haven’t found a solution for lemonade yet (although, might try what a commenter below suggested re: balsamic... )

Yeah, the scam is common, but they... probably could have phrased it a little better, given that it’s a gov’t agency? xD

That’s why I’ve always felt strange about it. On the one hand, I believe women are fully capable of making decisions for themselves about what to wear and how to express their own faith (shocking!). But, on the other hand, the root of the practice is grounded in misogyny, of which I am not a particular fan. Overall,…

Abe Lincoln said that, right?

My bf and I were looking for a place together last year — a) we thought we could get a 2br around Penn for ~3.5k/mo (LOL NAIVE) and b) the first unit we looked at was a 1br for 3.6/mo that had a “half kitchen” — it was so narrow you couldn’t open the fucking oven door properly. MANHATTAN. ARGH.

Read this title as “Former Doctor Who;” was wondering which actor it was... I’m an idiot.