Yo, I’m pro-Bernie and even *I’m* embarrassed for you. Stop. Just stop.

One of the most interesting perspectives I heard in re: the cheater not telling was because they then have to live with the guilt themselves, and they deserve that weight for cheating in the first place. Coming clean lets them get the weight off their chest — and instead puts the trouble with the cheated-on.

Hahahahah your mom had excellent ideas. I should do that. Mmmmm, cheese.

Nehhhhh don’t use the word ‘retard’ — it’s as passé as the OP’s convictions. :\

Do you at least have the build of a wrestler/football player? D: (venturing a guess here: no.)

What the fuck! that’s so damn rude!

I can no longer read the sentence “what a loser” without hearing it in Trump’s voice. :(

Hopefully there isn’t too much shit in fart reels D:

I’ve never understood why people need to recline their seats on flights, unless they have, like, some kind of back issue.

I was trying to take my backpack off on the 1 the other day and some asshole kept pushing up against me. DUDE THIS WILL BE SO MUCH MORE COMFORTABLE FOR BOTH OF US IF YOU GIVE ME A FUCKING SECOND. Idiot. ><

Also: when exiting to use the loo (or leaving/entering a movie theatre, or any other situation when you’re walking ‘over’ seated people): the proper rule is to present them with your crotch, not your butt.

Sad thing: most people are idiots — across every profession. Before I got to grad school, I thought everyone with a PhD must be crazy-smart and that I would never make it. Turns out most people are bumbling idiots. Same thing for medical school.

inb4#notallwhitewomen

Fair point. Same thing happened with Colbert’s new show, TBH — it was an awkward start. I just want her to do well so much, not just cause she’s fab, but because of what she represents...

I just watched the previews for the show on YouTube... I was so excited in principle (SBee is a BAMF) but the vids are letting me down D: If this show is bad I’m going to be really, really sad.

Wait, I’m legitimately worried about this. Like, I can’t even be amused because I’m scared that trump will be elected... and I’m not even American. D:

Bleh. Glad you got out of that one.

Kinjaaaaa *fistshake*

Leo will never win an Oscar. It is known.

It’s not short stories, but it is a novella and it’s beautiful and tiny and i’m telling everyone to read it. Sorry! It’s called “And The Birds Rained Down” by Jocelyne Sauciere.