Ah... House brand powdered beverage mix. My favorite flavor: Red.

I always smell milk before I use it. You only have to take one bite of cereal with bad milk to learn that lesson

Sweatpants are freaking hot, man, I would never work out in them unless I wanted to turn my netherbits into some sort of boggy Cajun-y nightmare full of ghosts and nutria.

I don’t think we have these issues in the running community. I just wear whatever the fuck I want and if it shows my fat dimpled ass, tough shit.

Excellent!

To be fair, he is probably exhausted from having more sex than any of the 113 men who finished in front of him.

he made his way across the country in a “big rig” before being dropped off by a “McDonald’s near a tall building” Monday night.

“It’s so exhausting to hear Americans go on about this, again”

Maybe if you’re tired of hearing about American issues, you should try reading less American based content? Cause this would be the equivalent of me going to a BBC website and telling Brits to quit moaning about Brexit.

And then thou shalt receiveth a giant tax cut even though you don’t need one.

Scott and “Peaches” Baio are garbage people. Glad Nicole Eggert and Alexander Polinski are finally speaking out.

I’m glad for Dreyfus. I have breast cancer and its just hell on earth. I’m wondering why she still has hair, unless it’s a wig..mine fell out after my first chemo and two years later I am still not quite back to myself, (though my hair is!).

For the Father tells us, it is better for women and the sons of Ham to perish in a lake of fire than attempt the Blessed Do-Over; and for those who are female, children, or of the dusky skin, their punishment for refusing the sexual overtures of men shall be to perish, or labor in the Trump administration.

“And I say to the women of your village, these conditions do not apply to you.”

there’s precisely zero chance that Willy Ames doesn’t know something. Too bad there’s nothing in The Christian Book of Yay Fetuses / Boo Homos about not lying or protecting the innocent.

I’ll see your Lemon-Lime Slice and raise it with my Apple Slice! It was THE BEST. Light on carbonation, zippy in flavor, not too sweet. Damn, Apple Slice was the shit.

More people exercised, more people stopped smoking and more people lost weight.

She’s a walking Portnoy’s Complaint fetish with a Birkin bag.

So witches float and wizards sink?

Chill out, Darren Wilson. You probably shouldn’t be positing on this site.