Trump is still upset that SNL has somebody who doesn’t smell like cabbage play him.

with Brexit in the works, it is advantageous for Britain to settle a trade deal with America.

“it provides a method of participation for people who can’t strike because they don’t work.”

So they won’t, and that is fine. I’m a WOC so I won’t be participating in this - I don’t have the luxury of potentially losing my income because there is no mommy or daddy or husband in my life to pick up the slack. But I certainly hope those that are able are willing to put their money where their mouth is for once.…

I get that too but also really empathize with low wage workers who would likely stand to be punished for participating in such a strike. Asking people to put their livelihoods at risk is a big ask, for people like me who can just ask for a day off it’s an easy choice. For those who can’t I can see why they’d be afraid…

No, mostly it implies that they’re dumbass kids.

Wouldn’t they?

according to some Rasputin still alive and well

I just read the transcript, and even by Trumpian standards, that was.....pretty goddamn terrible. I can only imagine how much worse it was live. Seriously, can someone, anyone, not get this man a fucking speechwriter?

well if we are all dead that does explain why Frederick Douglass is still around

I think that three legged doggie could start for the Browns.

I would pay good money for the opportunity to smell like any part of Russell Brand

Ooooh, you came so close to getting the point here! Walked right up against it!

There’s another small creature that fucks up my car. They’re called children.

For fucks sake, don’t want an abortion..........don’t get one!

Ok but back to the important part - how many abortions did you sell her?

You’d understand it if you spoke Working-class American, duhhhhh. Here, let a Real American translate for you:

Did you ever think you’d be longing for the great speeches George W. Bush made?

no one in their right mind would ever fuck them?

No no, have you had the cracked pepper ones? This is truly the world’s greatest cracker.