I think you have a very point. As a child who was spanked, I don’t hate my parents for their method of punishment. Do I wish they tried different methods, yes. But I think its very important to delineate the difference between spanking and abuse. Spanking that is hard, continuous, and physically and psychologically…

Whatever the case it’s always in America.

Hence the Miami University, Ohio.

Ha! Just made the same comment about PA. Tie?

I’m so thrilled to have you on board, and humbled to have played a part in bringing this excellence to Kinja.

Or Idaho, aka Mountain Florida.

Minnesota native, can confirm.

Speaking for my mother, circa 1987, you’ll never be ready! Although, it will be funny when your daughter says she has “the curse” exactly like Rue McClanahan said it on The Golden Girls last week.

I have serious worries about how my Ginger and I are going to help (or: fail to help) our children navigate this strange, new world of modern dating. :(

I think we give Ohio a run for its money.

I honest-to-god read that as you only had 3 weddings and one was your cousin.

The officiant from my wedding propositioned the Maid-of-Honor and one of my wife’s aunts after pounding 4 chocolate martinis. He later barfed up 8 chocolate martinis in the parking garage. His date had sex with one of the groomsmen in the mens room. Still friends with everyone though!

Or Wisconsin, Florida of the midwest.

We got some weird shit going on here in Ohio. I’m glad most of it doesn’t make the national news!

Nope. Texas.

Maid of honor means she’s single, right? Asking for a friend

I’m glad that I’ve solved my baby’s diaper rash the good old fashioned way: by smearing cement butt cream over her nether regions with a reluctant finger, and then wiping the excess on her new diaper, hoping that that extra gesture fixes everything.

Be careful, though. Recently spurned werewolf lovers might become inexorably enamored with your children.