SirCoren has an appointment next week to get snipped. He is super happy to do it after the birth of LittleLady in November.

Trump really cares about the fact so many A-listers looks down on him. This should continue because it frustrates the hell out of him. Even if it doesn’t move other people, it sure the hell matters to him.

WELL DONE. I wouldn’t ask that of mine because there’s always the possibility that we’ll split up, I’ll buy that goat farm out in the country and start my maiden aunts’ commune, and he’ll move on to make more babies with someone else.

Totmom.com

Petty, tedious and meaningless: You’re doing it right.

Sometimes if I’m dealing with someone especially ranty I’ll wait until they’ve finished blabbering then look at them and calmly say “oh wait were you still taking to me?” never fails

Awww, I think our troll dismissed my reply to him.

Cory Booker and John Lewis are testifying against his confirmation. This should be entertaining.

“You can’t arrest me, I’m a white man!”

The iceberg happened to be white and was just defending itself.

How dare he besmirch the name of Dairy Queen! Temple of teen hooliganisms and meeting spots for My Weed Guys (TM) everywhere!

Okay, I finally watched the speech and....it wasn’t that bad? *ducks*

Geraldo Rivera.

omg, it looks like Mrs. Weasley knitted ALL of them.

I don’t quite know why people are so mad. He said a couple of self-indulgent things, and he didn’t know how to respond when someone from fucking TMZ lurched into his face and said, “Evry1 on social media hates you!” Doesn’t seem so bad to me. Let’s hope people are in a better mood by the time Skull Island comes…

Same. There are a few public figures who are just about bullet-proof to *me personally,* and he’s one of them. Others include Benedict Cumberbatch and Kiefer Sutherland (yes, I have seen the Christmas tree video and I am aware of his many arrests). Still love Tom Hiddleston, always will unless he turns out to be…

wtf is a dress shop? when in the fuck did i happen upon 1917?

Some people see blue and black, some people see white and gold, and some people see an empty store front.

Ugh, David Blaine.