Suggested reading that exposes Mormonism, Under the Banner of Heaven by Jon Krakaurer. Suggested viewing on the FLDS, Prophets Prey.

Stupid hat? Check.

Balthazar? Axel? Afton? That’s quite enough now, please stop.

Axel, Oscar (“Ozzy”), and Balthazar (“Bo”).

No. Papa is Grandpa.

My holiday wish for you is a Mobile Fidelity recording of Way out West.

It’s a bit clunky to speak. “Womb slaver” rolls off the tongue better (although I usually just use “anti-choice”).

we usually use “anti-choice”, “forced-birth”, or “pro-lie”.

You’re underestimating his sway in Small Town America. His soothing voice and bland slab of face is just the thing to ease people like my in-laws into breaking reports about staycations and easy summer up-dos.

I used to work with one of Leroy Anderson’s children, who receives a wonderful check at the end of the fourth quarter every year.

No. But my best friend’s sister’s boyfriend’s brother’s girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this guy who’s going with the girl who was a friend of his and he said that Dan was no Jack Kennedy. And, also that he passed out at 31 Flavors.

Who is Dan Quayle? A man who got owned by a child in basic spelling.

Like at this point, I could have my congressman on speed dial and I would just call his office every morning and scream into the receiver, and the guy who answered would be like “I KNOW!” and then I’d be like “talk to you tomorrow!”

Michael’s is supposed to be a SAFE SPACE.

But don’t pray too hard...I announced on Facebook that my grandfather was in the hospital, battling cancer; so many people prayed for him that he got super strong and ended up destroying like half the hospital wing. It took 9 horse tranquilizers to bring him down, it was awful.

Because in most situations the cost outweighs the benefit. School buses are very hard to tip which is why this crash is so quickly being treated as criminal speeding. Secondarily, when they do had seat belts, improperly fastened belts actually become a danger. When the bus stops suddenly the first thing that happens…

My freind has OMG WTF in Washington, he told them it meant “where’s the food.”

I signed my relative’s name. He’s in jail.

aren’t we glad we didn’t elect some WOMAN who would be worried about her appearance all the time instead of concentrating on her job?!!!

You can’t just call him “Not-Mum”!