I don’t know if she does it in every speech, but I love that Michelle does not even deign to mention Trump’s name when she speaks. He’s so contemptible, she refuses to acknowledge him beyond the label “their candidate.” Exquisite.

Wait, JOHN AWESOME?? Talk about burying the lede.

Let me explain to you this little thing I like to call Google.

Oh, Dottie. No.

I have not seen the musical, and will probably have to wait until it is old enough to have a traveling show so I can see it, but I did read the book and Alexander Hamilton is one of my favorite founding fathers. I love that he knew people could be pretty untrustworthy and Jefferson was far too sheltered to understand…

His social media presence is such a legitimately positive experience. Between him and Cory Booker, it keeps me from just throwing in the FB/Twitter towel on a pretty regular basis.

This comment sucks. Try harder.

The load of shit she got always struck me as very bitch eating crackers.

The comparison is because they both try SO HARD.

But I bet Hitler had bigger hands.

haha! can we license the bazooka and tiny Trump Towers? I see a market for this...

Ok so I don’t particularly like Ryan Reynolds (Blade 3, never forget) but that tweet got a chuckle out of me.

I once knew a Catholic family who referred to their kids as Leaky, Sneaky, and the Rhythm Twins.
Your move, Reynolds.

Shut up and take my money.

I am fully in accord with our esteemed Vice President.

Obligatory.

Well, they obviously did yours wrong. The doctors are supposed to then kill the baby, and sell it for parts. It is what they do at Planned Parenthood, duh!

HAHAHAH I WAS SAYING THAT THE OTHER DAY!! I’m just going to have to vote 10 times to wear all the perfect tee shirts!

Could everybody cool it for a second?