This is perfect.

This is the logical next step after decriminalization of marijuana. It was all but inevitable.

Maybe it’s a portmanteau of other people’s names meant to honor them. Or maybe her parents just liked the way it sounded. The things we think about when naming our children are many and varied.

Some hardcore knitters I have met have a 6-inch ruler tattooed on their forearms. There’s a lifehack for you.

I am as snobby as the next beer lady, but I am 100% behind this PBR Extra. It sounds like something I could have with my dad. If I’m drinking a “big beer” it’s almost always PBR.

YES. More brown ales for all!!!

#3 is essentially how all the beer groups I’m in seem to operate. Everyone is chasing the new shit and bitching about or making fun of people who find something they love and stick with it.

I do, pumpkin.

Cats should work harder for their food? Yeah, try telling that to the fluffy orange jackass who likes to sink his razor claws into my leg if he is not fed an appropriate amount at the appropriate time! 

PLOT TWIST! 

Some weird shit has been going down at The Atlantic of late. Some of the articles they’ve been producing have been disheartening, at best. It feels like they’re trying to “see both sides” on our current political climate and as a result, they’ve been publishing some real turds. I don’t know if there was an editorial…

This is Jizyah Shorts’ year. Everyone else is just along for the ride.

Well, all I can say at this point is that I’m really sorry you didn’t get your mashed potatoes, Letter Writer. Life can be really hard sometimes and I hope things improve for you.

The manager isn’t the one bitching about not getting his mashed potatoes. The manager likely doesn’t give much of a shit at all about his job or his customers, but hoooo boy this customer was SO MAD about a wrong order and the poor handling of such that he needed to WRITE A LETTER about it!

1. I totally get it, because sometimes those potatoes are WHAT YOU WANT even though they are objectively garbage.
2. It’s a 20-minute drive. That sucks for you, but you either drive 20 minutes to get your potatoes or you suck it up and be potato-less for the evening.
3. Yeah, people pull this scam all the time and that…

I presumed nothing. I simply wondered. Those are different things.

He couldn’t pick Barron out of a lineup of six kids, 5 of which are Black.

Yeah, it’s almost like we can wonder about more than one thing at a time. Weird.

Scarlett O’Hara got married three times, so Ms Johansson might as well take the plunge again.

“In my opinion, I would never tell someone else how they can or cannot dress, because that is a personal choice, and it doesn’t affect me,” freshman Kyle Dorshorst said. “So, why should I tell other people what to do?”