We are probably around the same age. And I know her brother is the poster child for “wackadoo” but... I still would. As long as he doesn’t talk (he would probably cry, but whatever, I can work with that), I would give him a go.

This is the kind of irrational rage I can get behind, even if I don’t agree with you. Well done!

I am on board with this.

ANDIE MACDOWELL.

I rooted for the bear.

Hallie Eisenberg (Curly Sue and Pepsi commercials).

She and her family lived in the town where I used to work at a Borders and sometimes they’d come in the store and I would hide in my [windowless] office until they left. One of my co-worker friends had the same irrational dislike and would come hang out and talk shit…

THIS is the correct answer. That Noah whatever dude is cute but he’s not hot. Maybe in the fullness of time he will be but not yet.

...most of them?  Frankly, I think we need to stop electing/appointing/hiring white men to do ANYTHING. Let’s get a bunch of PoC and women up in there and see what they do. Sure, there are plenty of assholes in those groups as well, but collectively, they tend to be less terrible all around.

2nd Act out of NJ is a young brewery but they are making no-bullshit true-to-style beers that are top-notch. I haven’t had a single bad beer from them yet!

If you get drunk and squint, it might be all right. 

I am extremely upset and disappointed with myself because I KNEW what this was gonna be and I CLICKED ANYWAY. 

I’m totally willing to examine him closely, for science reasons. 

You and me both, man. 7-hour wait for BBQ? Fuck me, I could MAKE IT in that time and it would be pretty damn good. There are very few foodstuffs for which I am prepared to wait that long and if I AM waiting that long? SHIT BETTER BE FREE OR I’M SMACKING SOMEONE.

And the 85 GIANT PHOTOS. I dooooon’t need you to photograph EVERY STEP, man. Just give me the damn recipe so I can get on with my day.

I have noticed a new sneaky trend where some sites won’t allow you to copy and paste the recipe into Word (so you can get rid of all the nonsense or fudge the margins to get it all onto…

I agree - if this happened when he was in high school... it feels like reaching. I mean, yeah, the guy is probably a shit and this is probably more evidence to support that, but unless there’s a pattern of this behavior... I don’t really see what benefit there is to any of this. It comes off as desperate and a little…

Are you fucking kidding me?

Well, you were at RJ Rockers, so you kind of got what you deserved there.

Mini-golf can take about a half-hour.

Rumors currently going around that he um, landed there, and that part of what Putin has on him blackmail-wise involves exactly that.

I’ve done that, but only in situations where I knew there were other people around in case it escalated. A “are you fucking serious” at top volume along with a laugh is a great way to make these creatures ooze away from whence they came. But it’s risky (as are most things, when you’re a woman confronting a man).