Why do we try to save these people from themselves? You want to drink raw milk? Go for it, Moonbeam. Sorry your colon fell out after four days of violent shitting, but at least you’re not giving in to Big Agriculture or Big Pharma or whatever the hell statement you’re trying to make.

The 2nd batch of beer I ever made was a Wee Heavy and I still have one in my beer fridge. It’s probably 7 years old by now and we call it Schrodinger’s Beer because it’s either amazing or terrible at this point.

Homebrewing is so fun and such an amazing hobby. For people who don’t understand it, you’re basically a magic person because you can make beer! MAGIC!

Every single one of them is Eric Trump. I’d put good money on that.

I just finished a very good book about this exact event!

Shake Shack is realllllly not that great, you guys. We have one IN OUR MALL (which is bullshit because fuck the mall) and it’s just. not. good. Don’t believe the hype!

SAME. I got over YEARS AND YEARS of being fucking pissed off at everything all the time and then THIS fucking guy happened. I was even beginning to swear less, but now it’s fuck this and fuck that and fuck everything and I have to work REALLY HARD AT IT to not swear in front of professors or in job interviews or at…

That’s exactly what she wanted. And she probably thought she’d have to put up with his shit for a few years, a decade at most, and then be shot of him.

Fellatio doesn’t really take that much effort, though.

I would bet serious cash that she had papers ready to go if he hadn’t “won.”

Her reason for shirking the job and your reasons why she should do so are NOT THE SAME.

Clarence House announced HRH’s engagement today so...

Couldn’t be helped - I had to fly up in a specially-outfitted Space Shuttle with Bruce Willis and blow up an asteroid. It was a busy week.

I go there A LOT. ;)

Things I, MadPiglet, have turned down because “is probably no good:”

Co-signed. No social media and print film cameras means less documentation of my misspent youth. Not everyone made it out alive but I did and I’m grateful.

*pats Tommy on the head*

I am generally not a fan of my food touching on the plate (I’m 42 and weird), but that ban is lifted on Thanksgiving due to the presence of gravy, the great uniter. Pile it on, dump gravy over top, and eat.

Yeah, I totally understand that line of thinking. I had to study for 18 months before I converted to Judaism and now... well, I have to be dragged to services but maybe that’s just me. All the other converts I know are really into The Whole Jewish Thing, and that makes sense because they DO make you work for it.

Misandry will continue to thrive as long as men continue to be rotten garbage people. Do better, gents.