I have but one star to give...

That one is even scarier than the “turn around and look at me one” from last year or the year before!

Same here - when the news reports on what he’s doing, any time they use clips of him speaking, I keep hearing this growling noise and it’s not the dogs, it’s me.

My pit-lab mix is all “who, me?” Because yes.

That sounds a little too much like logic to me, friend.

If you’re playing a sport where it’s common (though not in Indiana, apparently) to have x-ray equipment handy... that’s fucked up. Football just isn’t worth it for what we put these boys (they’re still basically children!!) through.

Co-signed. I am pretty fascinating, if I do say so myself, but I know I’m also obnoxious about it. At least I’m aware? Sometimes?

I have joked FOR YEARS that I want to steal one of the lead aprons from the dentist office because when they do x-rays, they put that apron on me and I’m instantly all “namaste” when my normal operating system is more like “KILL EVERYTHING.”

I am totally getting one of these.

I have joked FOR YEARS that I want to steal one of the lead aprons from the dentist office because when they do…

It’s like he’s throwing his hands up, all “I’m sorry I don’t know how to flirt, you guys!” Ugh.

Same. I am reclaiming my time AND reclaiming my space. Get the hell out of my way, dudes. Head up, shoulders back.

If the world is the end of Titanic, then my clinging to grammar is Rose clinging to that door.

This is the world in which we live now.

Exactly. All the other shit is wearing me down so much, it isn’t going to take much more than a misplaced apostrophe to do me in completely.

Same, 100% exactly the same. I’m a strong swimmer, certified life guard, etc etc etc and there is NO WAY IN HELL I would go anywhere near this. I like the idea but....... is scary.

One thing you can do - call it out when you see other guys doing it. It takes so much to go against the grain, but it also takes just one guy speaking up sometimes to diffuse a potentially bad situation.

Nanny, schmanny. She will forever be Bobbi Flekman, the hostess with the mostest to me.

If you’re in your mid-40s and stalking the Biebs, I have to ask: lady, what are you doing with your life?

I sincerely hope we don’t go to the same gym.

We’ll be forever Jerrica, and never Jem.

I’m a little disappointed she didn’t add a “you guys” at the end. Because it really does democratize things, you guys! Totally!