This.

The same people who eat at Guy Fieri’s restaurant in Times Square.

Welcome to middle-aged ADHD life! I was diagnosed last year (at age 41) and it was like a veil lifted! My house is still a disaster but I feel better about it.

2.5 minutes? My guess is this dude can get ‘er done at least twice in that time frame.

Well, shit. I already have plans for that day.

In my neighborhood (the ‘burbs), everyone puts a zucchini plant in the garden if they’re so inclined. Last year I had SO MANY that I froze a bunch of it and I’m still using it for muffins/breads etc. I didn’t plant it this year (I planted eggplant instead) and have had three of them left on the porch already.

I can guarantee you this zucchini bandit has zero friends. Everyone has a friend who grows zucchini in their garden and those things are the rabbits of the plant world. You can’t give them away - in fact, most of the time you have to sneak them onto someone’s porch!

I toooootally agree and will happily eat a pig’s face right off as long as *I* don’t have to be anywhere near the preparation of it. Just gimme it in a dish and hand me a fork and let me ignore all the steps that got Babe from field to table.

We’ll accept this math.

Half?

I am feeling her, man. I had to switch grocery stores awhile back because the one I’d been going to had a pig head on in the meat case (for WAY LONGER than you’d think a pig head would keep) and even though I am a big fan of pork and pork products, I just could not deal with Wilbur staring at me while I bought other…

At my house, they’d bust in and be like, “oh, we’ve already been here, apparently. Carry on.” It’s the perfect cover.

Intersectionality is hard (especially for privileged white women, of which I am part), and I fuck it up constantly. But I came at this first from a gender standpoint, because I’m a woman and I have had similar “WTF is taking you so long” experiences when working with men. So then you get that out of the way, what with…

Yeah!! We could write a whole book about how “Christians” are super cool with Old Testament God until they themselves fuck up, then they run over to Jesus’ house all “SAVE ME JESUS YOU ARE ALL ABOUT LOVE AND FORGIVENESS, RIGHT?” And JC is all “new phone who dis” while OT God comes down with the pillars of fire and…

Well, I think on the whole, humanity is pretty awful. There are, of course, some stellar examples of humans, but for the most part, we’re all here fucking up the entire planet so it’s probably best if we all just... go.

I don’t - Mama needs her sleep!

Welp, this is the most horrifying thing I’ve had to consider all day.

This is an excellent point, and I did not intend to imply that her Blackness was secondary to being female. The whole point of the bathroom scene(s) were to point out that the segregated restrooms were incredibly stupid (and by extrapolation, so was segregation), but that none of it had ever occurred to these white…

I felt like that was a “good white person” moment. Like, hey everyone, look at this Nice White Person doing a Nice Thing for this Poor Black Lady! Isn’t he just the best? Give that man a cookie!!

HURRRR DURRRR we can get to the moon but we can’t figure out why this lady’s bathroom breaks are a half-hour!!