Coffee mugs take up a lot of space. They are pressed into other uses at my house, like pen holders on the desktop and small vases, etc. Most of the souvenir mugs I have are teeeeeny anyway (12 oz of coffee? What am I, a toddler?) so I use those for other things and the giant ones for necessary caffeine.

Doesn’t this all just boil down to smart meal planning? I am a meal-planning fanatic, in that I sit down on Sunday mornings with my coffee and my cookbooks and come up with a week’s plan of things that are all sort of related in some way. Maybe Sunday is a big lump of meat, so Monday is sandwiches with the remnants or…

Ohhhh not really. Give it 20 or so years and he apparently stops noticing if I quit shaving my legs in August of last year. Because I did, and I haven’t heard a word about it.

Do you even bowhunt?

I’ve seen him in person and he really is tall. Probably 6'2" or better and he’s just a wide guy, even when he was younger and less of a fatass bastard. Couple that with the yuge suits (way too wide in the shoulders) and it gives the sense that he’s even bigger than he actually is.

We do the same - I have WeePiglet help roll it and we talk about the various types of coins and pull out the wheat straw pennies and Bicentennial quarters for our “coin collection.” Sometimes we find cool stuff in there!

He’s back and HE’S PISSED OFF.

Eventhe Buddha wouldn’t hesitate to backhand this guy. Even Gandhi would be all “welp, nonviolence was good while it lasted, KA-BLAM!”

We are well beyond shot-sized cups, friend. I’ve quit using cups altogether and just drink Scotch directly from the bottle.

Huh. I didn’t think Suicide Squad could get any worse, but here we are.

I’ve been given to understand that salt works year-round, bit for plants, you might have to wait until spring. OR SO I’M TOLD.

I’m not suggesting that you go get a packet of seeds of a fairly invasive plant (mint is a good one because that shit grows and WILL NOT DIE) and sprinkle it in their yard, possibly just before or just after a bit of rain. I am not suggesting you do something like that AT ALL.

Ice burns too!! That’s a fantastic response!

Oh, yes. The slightly-widened eyes, the slightly-lifted brow (we all this the Umbridge look), half-smile, cocked head... it’s all too much for some!

That can happen, but if you react in a perfectly polite “I’m just asking for information” way, you can sometimes diffuse that reaction. It’s especially helpful if you’re in the presence of others. And you can say “what do you mean, I don’t get it? Are you sure you’re explaining yourself clearly?”

Exactly! Passive-aggressiveness isn’t always a bad thing!

My favorite tactic is to just go full head-tilt “I’m so confused” and repeatedly ask for an explanation until the person figures out that they’ve fucked up. Racist comments, sexist comments, whathaveyou - all met with a “hang on, what do you mean by that?” and then “can you clarify XYZ point?” Just relentless (yet…

Best cameo ever: Ben Carson (yes, THAT Ben Carson) in Stuck On You.

It almost makes me want to go out there and be terrible so I can be rich and famous, too!! I am definitely capable of it, but I usually tamp down some of my more out-there impulses because I’m not a complete asshole.

Omarosa has never NOT been completely fucking terrible.