FUCK OFF, INCEL. Take your goddamned bigotry and stick it up your basement-dwelling ass. Fuck you, fuck your shit, and fuck your stupid gif.

Al Franken did in one of his books - sorry, I don’t recall which. He said he believed Cyndi Lauper would have a bigger career because of her talent... But he didn’t count on “how willing Madonna was to humiliate herself for the sake of attention.”

Fuck around and find out, Pez descender

Know what else is close? Your funeral

Your death is a fact

It used to frustrate me until I got creative. “Hmmm... Maybe this would be easier with a tank.”

Voicemail!Tommy needs his own series. If there’s two things YouTube absolutely needs more of, it’s Wink (Martindale) Reacts, and Voicemail!Tommy.

Mean and/or dumb. Just how Jezebel likes them anymore. Kartrashians, Cardi B, Nicki Moran - errr, Minaj, and of course Lord Britney.

Stick to used cars, Sonic.

Mayim Bialik is happening. I guess her episodes have already taped, though, the airdates for her episodes are currently listed as TBA.

Terrible environments for volunteers too, but, no one wants to hear about that.

A nonprofit drowning in allegations of abuse? Why, I never would’ve guessed...

What a load of shit. Are you kidding me?

Taylor deserves it. That’s what she gets for being Taylor Swift instead of Cardi B. Where did you think you were - Jezebel?! Why, no, this is CardiBel! Cardi is always right, Taylor is always wrong. Shame on you, Taylor. If you wanna be liked around here, you need to be drug and rob men, be hateful and act violently.…

“Dear” Limbaugh,

As much as I hate to say it, MeToo moments and a MeToo movement in the gaming industry is hardly shocking at this point. I wish it was, but the whole culture is filled with manbaby assholes who want to “grab them by the pussy” like their hero, Comrade Covfefe.

I don’t doubt for one second that the main motivation behind expelling Ms. Roe is that she reported the sexual assault. More and more, I’m seeing and hearing cases of the good ol’ boys responding to the MeToo movement by punishing those who speak up and complain. After all, silence and get rid of the abused, and, now…

The best fake station doesn’t even play music. Nothing will ever top GTA III’s Chatterbox. Why? Because life does not have a reset button, everyone knows women are made of sand, Freddy needs a nanny, citizens are raging against phones, the manliest game ever is rugy hopscotch, and Freddy still needs a nanny.

It’ll ease your mind to know that Dr. Tran is, at least, a real doctor.

Easy. That’d be my current downstairs neighbors. They moved in here last summer, and have nearly single-handedly made living here a neverending nightmare.