Here’s looking at you, kid.

I guess be on the lookout for a double moon tomorrow night? Then a tornado heading straight for Arcadia Bay on Friday?

The paradox of baseball: Rob Manfred wants more EXCITING games with MORE OFFENSE, but he also wants quick games that are under 3 hours. Have I got something to tell him...

Cartman runs that Burger King?

Only to follow it up with a “best ever clutch” performance today, am I right?

Ronald 0-for-5cuna.

And the best part of this is now the rest of the playoffs will be free of that damned chant and chop, brought to us by the whitest and most racist fans in baseball.

Wasn’t there a Chicago song about last night?

Strike that. Reverse it. Take the pencil out of your ear - you’re making that poor pencil look like an idiot.

You would think after Triple Play 99 that Buck would know better: That was just a can of corn.

Steve Trevor. Except Trevor isn’t his first name... and he’s fictional. So all Trevors still suck.

I think a lolmedia tag would be perfect for times like this.

“It’s about time some of this stuff starting coming around to bite Trump on the posterior!”

I agree, but, I hope they don’t bite off more than they can chew. Have you seen his ass lately? It has its own ZIP code!

Violently throwing someone into water on a golf course? Who the hell would do such a thing?

It seems anytime Musburger opens his mouth anymore, he proves that Scuzzlebutt’s right leg is the smarter one.

25 or 6 to 4.

So, I guess 2016 is the year where the tired ol’ Nigerian Dating Scam starts getting pushed aside for the Celebrity Needs Help scam. This week, it’s “Dikembe”. Several months ago, it was me being contacted on FB by a somewhat famous singer I happen to be a huge fan of, needing help after running into a bit of trouble.…