+Nine Plan Failed

No chest hairs died in the making of that picture.

I think he’d be better off trying its lesser-known competitor.

I probably reacted to the “probably” part, which, yes, that’s well above a “no”. Still, count me amongst those to say “They ALL should be inducted”, and the voters are/have fucked it by not getting them all in.

Then I misunderstood, and, I apologize for that.

In my book:

What a disappointing race. I can’t believe the drivers wore helmets. You would’ve thought they would’ve all be provided nice, clean white sheets to wear on their heads.

Wrong. Wrong. Wrong. All wrong. Here you go. THE ultimate pump-you-up party song:

+329 Chaz Scogginses (Scogginsii?)

“Hi, I’m BJ Smith, football player, businessman and father of eighteen adorable kids. Throughout my career, my coach pumped me so full of steroids and hatred, I couldn’t feel pain! Shoot, I even break my own leg for fun! They made me play when I was ill or injured, and that was because I was a little more than a piece…

The Washington Redskins sending mixed messages around the holidays? That’s so 2014...

Banhammered and sickled.

+1 “bloody” sock

Probably.

Well done. I could even hear Scully saying this in my head as I read it.

Scalia, Thomas, Bush, and all you bigoted losers:

This Southern Californian can only nod sadly and agree.

Monty, that might be the worst Zonk in the history of Let’s Make A Deal.