I know. I know. It's the Charlotte Bobcats Hornets. Tickets behind the bench for a D-League game are cheap and fairly easy to come by. But, if you're going to attend a sporting event - even a minor league event - please pay attention to the game and not your phone.

Despite having been a Lakers fan since the mid-1970's, all I can do is nod and agree 133%.

"You're gonna need a blanket and suntan lotion! 'Cause you're never gonna get off that beach, just the way you never got into MLB! You jackass!"

+38

Or a pair of 38DD's.

Location, and the lack of pornstars on each green.

Epyx called. They want their character back.

"few years ago", that is...

I hear Ahmad Rashad is willing to take the job in exchange for fluff interviews and "inside scoops". Or is that so 1992?

Can you blame him? If someone forced you to be the owner of the Charlotte Hornets, V-2.0, you too would want to golf all day.

Considering that a few years he wanted to flaunt a Hitlerstache, I'm glad it's just a harmless 23 armband.

jordonland.

Thank goodness. In a world where it seems like everything is being rebooted, redone, rewritten and erased, we can always count on Mj to be as foolish and wretched as ever.

Thank you for participating in, and supporting, the RFL Of SL.

I'm with you, Aryn.