But the "Kung Fu Panda" movies are legitimately good, especially the second one.

Let's see them put that plot in the movie.

I think that scene is cut from the films. (And if I'm remembering things right, they may even make it worse; doesn't one of the headmasters say something to the effect of, "The Battle of Hogwarts is on! Somebody lock all the Slytherin students in the basement!")

And meanwhile, Ravenclaw, the nerd herd House, has a bronze eagle as it's sigil — which is drawn as a raven in all the officially licensed merchandise.

"I am I said!
To no-one there!
"And no-one heard at all not
even the chair!!!"

Not "Moxii" like a misspelling of the soda Moxie?

They've been teasing Dreamfinder's return for fourteen years now by my count. They're still making merchandise of him so you'd *think* that'd point to a new version of the old ride (possibly based on Mystic Manor). But I guess Croc-sandals-for-your-wrist, planning everything in advance using a buggy smartphone app,…

Out of curiosity, I Googled it. All I could find was that he's one of the orange people and they cut away from him as much as possible so he's only visible for seconds at a time.

I missed that Superb Owl but I listened to a lot of radio at the time. They kept the plot going in their radio ads and I remember wondering what the hell they were even talking about with frogs, lizards, ferrets…

I said it before but it bears repeating: worst case of creepy beaklips this side of "Dinosaur".

I remember very vividly reading as a child that the very reason why they didn't have a female mutant turtle in the cartoon was because they "were afraid kids would start asking their parents where baby turtles come from".

It's because he's the only one with an actual beak. This is going to be the worst case of Beaklips this side of "Dinosaur".

Naw, that's Duffy. He's Mickey's little stuffed teddy bear Minnie made for him to take on a long sea voyage to cuddle with on those lonely nights.

"Captain EO" is actually the least depressing attraction in the Imagination pavilion now.

Their montages of other weird Disney specials is one of the most wonderful things in the world. Though I think "Slammers" is their most amazing discovery.

I've tried multiple times to find him and I just can't. Where is he?

I can assure you nothing in "Captain EO", which is just bizarro-"Star Wars" with Michael Jackson as a space-wizard, is as ridiculous as that.

I am listening to it right now and it is fucking amazing.

I think that was the specific episode where "South Park" lost me. It's crazy to think about that, because they'd done way more objectively offensive episodes prior.

"there was a newsreel and a cartoon. I can't remember which was which"