I need to find this book because I can't even imagine a "creepier and darker" version of Fluke.

I feel like you're making this up, but I'm also aware that "Switch", "And You Thought Your Parents Were Weird" and all the movies in this Inventory are real.

Another fun fact: The plot of the original Shaggy Dog is batshit insane even without the sheepdog lycanthropy! Like, there are Soviet spies involved for some reason.

"My Parent Is Food Now."

Does "A Thousand Clowns" live up to its title?

My sister had a couple of movies like that. There was one she desperately wanted to watch as a kid (I did not as something about the title and cover art made me uneasy) and mom refused to let her until finally she relented. And so we finally got to watch "Drop Dead Fred".

I watched "Fluke" with my grandmother. It was… memorable…

Yeah, I remember that too. Even though they are very obviously different breeds. Can people even have canine face-blindness?

I could swear there's a podcast (don't recall which one) episode about "Jack Frost" where they hosts start worrying aloud if the writers had a lot of issues to work out.

In the last act, the kid struggles to get undead snowman dad up to a cabin at the top of a high snowy mountain peak where he can live during the summer. And then -SPOILERS- the fucker melts anyway.

Magical Dad Transformation Movie is terrific. I've been specifically referring to "Ghost Dad", "Fluke", "Jack Frost", "All Dogs Go To Heaven", and other films where the action doesn't start until after
the main character dies and returns as a supernatural something-or-other to learn a lesson or whatever as Upsetting…

"Little Monsters" had a theatrical release?

I have this theory that "Little Monsters" started life as a straight kids-in-peril-have-to-deal-with-scary-shit-on-their-own horror movie because there is some deeply unsettling stuff in it (clothes turning into creatures and vice-versa, the scene where the monsters gang up on a baby, the little brother getting…

"We must move FORWARD! Not backwards! Not sideways! Not forward! And always whirling, whirling, WHIRLING towards freedom!"

"(Watches a performance of 'The Nutcracker') You know what's been missing from this thing all these years? It needs to be 'Bioshock: Holiday Edition'!" - whoever made "Nutcracker: The Untold Story" Andrey freakin' Konchalovskiy?!?

There was a time when I was sure that Ben and Jen's kids would have the most uncomfortable "How did mom and dad meet" story.

I wonder what it's like in the alternate timeline where World Of Tomorrow won and Don Hertzfelt had to accept his Oscar from the fucking Minions?

Oh man, this is amazing: https://youtu.be/5vPgHbFZp1I

Ah, Pilobolus: https://youtu.be/AiaaGlPfMbU

Ahhhh, those were so good!