It started out as a fun parody of Michael Bay movies with terrific songs and suddenly became the "Trey and Matt Kill Celebrities They Don't Like Show", and in a really smug, humorless way, which made it worse.

Really? Since they come to Boston around Chinese New Year every year and I've never heard of this.

Similarly, I was under the impression going in that "Zombieland" was going to be a horror-comedy about an amusement park infested with zombies. Welp.

It gives me a headache whenever I remember that the "sad heroine bakes a single Emo Cupcake for herself to eat" scene was from what damn near everyone I know was hyping as an insane and hysterical gross-out comedy by and starring all female comedians.

If your six-pack isn't packed in a cardboard tote-thing, you're doing it wrong.

It actually would be kinda cool if they used this extra time to catch up with the past twenty years of paleontological discoveries, which run way deeper than integument, seeing as the first "Jurassic Park" is as dated now as "Land of the Lost" was when "Jurassic Park" premiered…

In the books all the dinosaurs have that motion-based vision due to being, in essence, part frog. In the film this is presented as a given with Tyrannosaurus except… what fossil evidence told Grant THAT?

I haven't the slightest idea what's going on in your comment but I think I love it.

Hell, if we HAVE to have a fourth sequel to a twenty-year-old dinosaur movie in the first place, it should be all the awesome parts of the books they haven't got around to yet.

I dunno, should a let another paleontology geek make the obvious "joke"?

"Barney and Friends".

^^ Scientifically accurate!

I had it pointed out to me recently that Harry Potter is that weird franchise where the grimdark gritty reboot happens *during* the original series.

I don't know.  There are still humans, so there could be de-extinction shenanigans somewhere in the story.

"Giant flying lizards with space-Indians on them!"

All remaining video stores should have a "Bizarre Movies" section.

"The Rock-Afire Explosion" should still be on Netflix Instant and it's very similar in tone to the strangest moments in "Best Worst Movie".  I was expecting more of a straight documentary about Showbiz Pizza/Chuck-E-Cheese and wound up watching something far more haunting and memorable.  (Holy shit the scene where the…

Ah, Smile of a Child TV.  By far, the "Boulder Buddies" was the most haunting discovery in an entire article full of them.  It's like they heard offhand about "Veggie Tales" (without actually sitting down and watching an episode) and thought, "Hell, if kids will sit still for a show about vegetables…"

Five seasons is "short-lived"?

My friend works in a library and as that ad aired, she sadly said, "Damn, haven't we suffered enough?"