This is one of my all time favorite clips. Watching someone come to the realization that all of the things they thought were hidden very well might not be is something special to behold.

hahaha I didn’t even have to know to know. These dudes think they are so sneaky, when they are so fucking obvious.

dane cook is dating a girl 26 years younger than him, and the math i think checks out that they started dated before she was of-age. 

Wait, did Dane Cook ever claim to be progressive? And also, has he been accused of shit? I just thought he disappeared because he was a one-trick pony (and joke thief) and people got tired of him.

Totally understandable. My apologies.

Hahaha!! RIGHT. Let’s be honest, Andy isn’t going to get rid of her either because she gas lights all of them. Also she is gorgeous. Her body was amazing prior to the surgeries so I am still confused by the mommy makeover!

Yes, look at what he’s done with Haiti and now with covid in the U.S.  He’s been spending millions of his own money and working himself on site first in Haiti for years, and all last year for Covid in the U.S.

Ms. Lopez, this is a Wendy’s. 

Agree that he has probably been less than monogamous, but with more discreet women.

Sean...Penn? The man with a history of violence spanning (at least) 40 years?

Man, I can’t even CONCEIVE of cheating on J-Lo in any way whatsoever. There’s a handful of women who are amazing, pillars of their world in our world, who aside from being absolutely gorgeous, are powerhouses of self-confidence and guts and class. J-Lo is right up there with Helen Mirren and Sigourney Weaver (just my…

If it wasn’t her it would have been someone else. A-Rod is a total manwhore and cheater, and that’s totally  JLo’s type. 

I had never heard of her before this post.  I just spent roughly 60 seconds Googling her.  I guess it’s working.

The giant hat is nice. But her caption game is grotesque and therefore I am a thumbs down on her. Even though I don’t know who she is. 

Just for context she was basically in a one-way open relationship with one of the new characters on Southern Charm, walked in on him having a threesome with two other women.

*this*

Congratulations. You are the first person to ever mention Bones since Bones ended.

Ding! Ding! Ding!

I don’t really know Madison LeCroy, but she just did this for the fame, right?

I fucking hated Avatar at the time, so it’s a testament to the excellent writing in this column that I actually kinda want to rewatch it now.