I was once in the window seat of a row of three. There was a gentleman in the aisle seat. As the boarding process ended, it became clear that the middle seat was to remain blissfully empty and I felt immediate relief, until the gentleman picked himself up, scooted over, and started to lower his ass into the vacant…

Also, unless there is an empty seat between you, NEVER push up the dividing armrest. It is down for a reason- my space on this side, your space on that side. This is a sacred and powerful divider. Even if parts of you are spilling under it and squeezing against my thighs, I can pretend that it impossible because the…

Coincidentally..

one of the weirdest things about living in NYC is that every time you get a new job or a raise it just puts you in a position of trying to live somewhat decently.

I am more partial to its successor

When I lived in Florida all my guy friends thought I was a master mechanic because I changed my own oil and spark plugs. Back in Ohio I’m every guy on the street.

I few years back, I was crawling through traffic and saw an attractive blond woman driving a 911. I immediately figured she had the DSG. Nope, there, she was quite competently driving the manual, slogging through rush hour traffic. You go, girl, whoever you are.

Fucking Phil. *shakes head*

Completely agree. After the buildup of excitement when I saw a new “Letters to Doug,” this just left me deflated.

i’m sorry but a ‘’rotory dial’’ shifter is gayer than a ‘’donkey dick’’ shifter.

Or, you do like me and get the ESV Platinum with four wheel drive and power assist running boards.

Opulence? I has it.

You know how people keep complaining about having their comments grayed?

I have a 2013 Landcruiser — I purchased a 2-year-old CPO last October. It replaced my ‘03 4Runner.

A completed burned out carcass of an Amg yes..worth onyl the value of the papers

You didn’t choose the Aston Martin. It chose you.

The only thing whiter is leveraging yourself up to your eyeballs with debt for a McMansion

*Murican site

Ah, yes, the new Microbus.