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Mad Madam Mim: The Revenge
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Isn’t the whole point to wear something no one else is wearing?”

I really wish I hadn’t seen this, because I desperately want everything from Reformation, but I do not have a budget to buy like 15 $200+ dresses right now.

Toile is for dressing like an idealized French aristocrat, not an idealized poor person, and I am here for it.  The top right Reformation dress is lovely, and Réalization has a bunch of dresses that would look perfect on Violet Bick in It’s a Wonderful Life.  1930s to 40s fallen woman is kind of a great look, so, yes

I’m sure this is well-meaning advice, but I don’t care.  I loved being asked this question as a kid, and I will ask my own daughter when she is older.

You need them.  I do the Oscar Showcase every year, and you just need to get up and walk around. It can get painful.

Sheela na gig, that comment! And, worried they may be a practicing physician who does not know the world vulva, I check his Twitter bio, and Dr. Vagina is in fact a PhD/MA.  No disrespect to those designations, as I hope to have a PhD someday, and I know what a vulva is, but I am just relieved this man is not

Our bathroom fans at home are very loud, and I am grateful.

This is correct. I buy and cook onions all the time. I even eat onion bagels. But if onions taste like onions, they are undercooked. They should taste like meat/vegetable/bagel enhancer, and nothing more.

1.) If we’re counting leeks, then leeks, because they taste very good.

Leslie Jones looked so fucking amazing in that Siriano dress. I love him, I love her, and I loathe the designers who can’t manage to design for anyone above a zero.

Yeah, the price points on these things scream, “Why don’t you shop elsewhere?”

I do love the human dog painting, but having once worked at Wal-Mart I can never in good conscience give them money again.

I think you are describing accurately; my thumbs are under the band while I am clasping, but I have very good shoulder mobility (knock wood). I am very sympathetic because I injured my leg a few months ago, and if my doctor’s most recent recommendations don’t work, I’m going to have to start getting my legs waxed,

I find IKEA extremely relaxing and fun.  Plus they have cinnamon buns.  So long as I remember to wear sneakers, it is a good time.

Man, 2016 shook people to their cores in so many ways. Maybe the DC insiders in her campaign are just cynically exploiting her campaign for a paycheck, but if they are true believers, that honestly worries me more.

Every time I read her book’s title (Return to Love), I get the song from Music & Lyrics (Way Back into Love) stuck in my head.

That’s an excellent way to put on a bra, and you should also check that the straps are at the correct length before you put it on.  I’m usually rushing, so I don’t usually do that, but I still stand by it.

“Any band I could stretch behind me far enough to clasp behind my back properly would for sure be too loose.”

Unless you have genuine mobility issues, in which case a front-closure bra would likely be the easiest, but you do you, The red method is the only method.

I don’t have an account, so you are already wrong.