I know more than one person who nearly got into a fist fight that week over idiotic comments like that.

Jezebel has always kind of hated women.  This is the site you go to when you want to find out what actress we are idolizing this week so that we can spend the next 2 years trying to make her cry herself to sleep.

You suck. And Hillary Clinton isn’t running, because, unlike Bernie Sanders, she understands the stakes and cares about this country more than her own ego.

It’s cracking me up that people can’t figure out what might lead women to date Pete Davidson. I don’t find him attractive, but he’s funny, he’s rumored to be hung, and at 25, he’s likely up for it all the time. It may not be a love connection, but all of those qualities put together seems like a fun [range: 4 weeks to…

That’s close to what I got.  I was going with Davinsale

Really? There are some obvious advantages.

Thank you for the inspiration- I’m going to make myself a tuna and brie sandwich sometime this week. (Not on a flight.)

I don’t always have them with me, but that’s because I’m not particularly disturbed by noise and I usually bring a big fat book to read.

I don’t like how you are expressing yourself, but I am trying to be patient with you because it seems like perhaps your ears hurt from the pressure difference.  Would you like some juice and crackers?  

I’ve only ever noticed babies on airplanes to the extent that once I had a bad cold while flying home for winter break, and when I saw the baby on the plane, I thought, “Well, if she cries, it will distract people from being mad at me for spreading the plague.” I don’t even remember if she actually cried. I didn’t…

My mom always told us all of this, and I never knew if it was based in fact. We were not allowed to take a bath during thunderstorms, and she would usually unplug the tv.

I like shower foreplay, but when it gets right down to the main event, I want more traction than a wet shower can provide.

I’d really rather be bitchy and talk about that hair. I love retro looks, but this is just not working. It looks like she is wearing a wig she stole from someone with a significantly smaller head.

“Or hell, shower sex is great.”

My personal theory is that people deeply crave rules by which to eat, and in most cultures those rules exist, and they exist fairly in balance with food availability, but in the U.S., it is like eating thunderdome, and so people latch on to any rules we can find out of a desperate need for structure. Obsessing about a…

I...didn’t think this was even generally up for debate anymore?  I thought we all agreed he did it.

Honestly, the only uncircumcised I ever saw was when I was 8 and a man flashed me, and I was in my late twenties or early thirties before I realized that’s what it was. I mean, I knew it was a penis, but I had no idea that’s what circumcised looks like.

You assume what go next to the decorative soaps?  Nothing on this list is decorative.

You assume what go next to the decorative soaps?  Nothing on this list is decorative.

As I have had “Shallow” from A Star Is Born stuck in my head since Saturday, I can only imagine.