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The soundtrack leads me to believe that at some point, one of them murders the other.

What the hell is that? It looks like the movie of it would star a young Jena Malone.

I hate when i am composing an email for work, and I get the squiggle indicating passive voice. I’m like, “That’s intentional, Outlook! That’s not just the passive voice, that is the passive-aggressive voice. Do you want me to make an enemy for life with clarity of expression?”

Y’all fills such a real linguistic need that if we had something like the Académie française but for English, I would lobby for its inclusion. Since we don’t, I just try to use it as often as possible in the hopes that eventually it is just accepted.

I never minded memorizing the multiplication tables, but I loathed the supposedly “fun” activities. We played a game called Around the World, in which you had to go up against another student to get the answer correct the fastest. Please don’t make me race against another person publicly, when I could just be sitting

I definitely didn’t get much training in grammar while I was in school, and most of what I know comes from learning foreign languages, where we generally did learn the parts of speech. Of course this meant that in order to contrast English grammar and Spanish grammar, for instance, the Spanish teacher had to spend

Please call your Senators and ask them to oppose it: (202) 224-3121.

My understanding is that their influence is less in the amounts of money spent, and more the single-mindedness of the voters they represent. They reliably deliver votes, because there are a lot of single-issue gun voters. Advocates of gun-control, on the other hand, tend to be less single-issue. So you don’t pick up

HR36 passed the House today. Please call your Senators and ask them to oppose it: (202) 224-3121. 

Sounds like a job for The Falconer!

They look plump and tasty.

“For the record, there are what the organization considers “good” animal selfies: any image where the human is not touching the animal and the animal is not being used as a prop.”

My main addition to the advice would be the addition of a recommendation that the LW start talking to a therapist immediately. Like, immediately. Postpartum depression is no joke either, and LW’s support system now largely consists of a man who, at her most vulnerable moment, is exchanging love letters with a woman he

Kylo Ren maybe?

Whenever I watch a generally beloved movie and hate it, I look up what Roger Ebert said about it. Does not disappoint.

Well, sure. With Mannequin to live up to, it could only disappoint.

But Gary Marshall is dead, so who will inexplicably play his sister’s husband?*

So we are missing out on SATC 3 and Mannequin 2?

I’m kind of sad I have no way to realize this idea.