Although...just from the tv movie perspective, it’s even juicier if he wasn’t in on it and didn’t know.

I first heard about herpes from the Alyssa Milano version.

I want to point out that 5 months later, the tv miniseries of It came out, and just seeing ads for that had to have been fucking awful for her son.

Never forget that Jeff Sessions is so worried about people’s fragile egos being coddled that he’s prosecuting a woman for laughing at him.

This is the guy who thought the Women’s March should change it’s name to make men feel more comfortable attending.

“West Side Story is Romeo & Juliet with a happy ending.” Not a happy ending.

This helps me make sense of a random tweet I saw last night. I assumed it was someone just making fun of King of Queens. It never even occurred to me that Kevin James really had a current tv show.

I’m with you, but that doesn’t mean political consultants aren’t going to try to analyze her to death to try to find that je ne sais quoi. You might as well as the bellwether sheep why it walks left instead of right. You’re not going to get a logical or reasoned answer (even from a talking sheep). It just felt like…

Why do New Yorkers eat dinner so late? I’ve always been curious. Are afternoon snacks ubiquitous there?

What an ugly blouse.

I don’t know that someone has to try. As far as I can tell, every Trump voter has been interviewed or profiled at least three times by now. It’s a genre at this point. Here’s a parody that s uncomfortably close to reality:

She’s a fucking idiot, but she is also probably as we speak being rushed to some sort of lab for study by political consultants, as she has voted for three winning presidents in a row who seem to have nothing in common with each other.* I’m sure they want to know what it is that Rose sees in a candidate that can give…

“Mary Kate, have you tried Warheads extremely sour hard candy?”

Thank you!

Explicit is excellent. Thanks!

Thanks! Before these recommendations, I didn’t even know Nora Roberts was a romance author. (I’d heard of her, of course, but whether she was mystery or romance, or what, I couldn’t have told you.)

Yup.

It’s...fine... I just don’t understand how a 100 year old house that cost $26 million manages to be boring in the same way as a $1 million new construction Cerritos McMansion, but the Hamptons deliver on yawn-worthy extravagance every single time.

I did a google image search for most of them, and the perfume oil was brought up in the comments section the other day. And today I find out from another comment that there is a Baba Yaga blush that was released today! (It really is gonna be a thing.)