I’ve never wanted a new car in my life, and I want this.  It checks all of my boxes: small, beautiful, electric, not $200,000.

I don’t think I have ever wanted a new car before in my life.  That is gorgeous.  Just call me Mr. Toad, because I want a motorcar...

Those parents should not be letting their kids drive.

This school’s mascot would horrify the students of Norfolk High School, where the cheer is:

If it makes him feel better, I prefer to pluralize penis in the Latin way, as penes, which does not sound much like phoenices.

No, I’m not taking him at his word. He may very well be telling the truth that he believes the women, but that doesn’t mean he cares about their stories, or will do a damn thing about it. The “For how long, who knows?” was in reference to all of the Republicans who found Trump toxic at various points in his campaign…

Yup, that’ll do it.

Counterpoint: Wear cologne. It smells nice, and generally only very unpleasant people rail against it. Best to create a buffer with your sillage.

Please do.

“He believed its snake-like qualities inspired legends of sea serpents.”

Yeah, the fact that it is a 3rd baby doesn’t mean anything to me, but you are never supposed to throw your own shower.

Last I saw, McConnell had switched over to, “Yes, I believe the women.” For how long, who knows?

You can always have a baby shower, but you’re never supposed to throw your own.

Obama was born in the U.S.

By the power of Grayskull, please do not let Bernie fucking run in 2020. If he does, I can only assume it is because he wants Trump to win.

I would literally vote for Ted Cruz over Trump (please don’t ever let it come to that), it is that serious. There are a few Democrats I would find it distasteful to vote for, but I would campaign my ass off for any one of them to get Trump out.

I’m trying to remember if I have ever found any of People’s Sexiest Men Alive sexy at all. Looking at the list, a lot of them are people I have found sexy at some point, but they weren’t particularly sexy to me the year they were selected.

Y’all is the best plural you. There’s been a hole in our language ever since thou went out and we shifted you over to cover both plural and singular.

Because A) they are nervous, and B) they are not having much fun. Alcohol can ease both of those issues under the right circumstances, but it is a risky solution to attempt at a work thing.

I don’t know other people’s reasons, but I just really did not like Guardians of the Galaxy, or Jurassic World.