I appreciate the intel, but I’m very sorry about the circumstances. I hope it’s safe for you soon.

I’m here for elaborately arched anything (eyebrows, doorways, mirrors). But let’s be real, I want this room for the architectural details, not for the Potter merchandise inside it:

53%. Still appalling.

Agree and sidenote: how do you happen to hear their unfiltered thoughts about women when they think no women are listening? Spy? Living statue? Thin walls? I’m very curious.

What’s funny is that women are criticized for having shrill (high and piercing) voices, and for speaking in such a way that our voices go up at the end of sentences. But if you lower your pitch below your comfortable range, your voice will fry like that. It’s almost like there’s no winning for women who want to have…

I find that, unfortunately, the synthetic uppers tend to hold up longer on me, while i bust through leather and fabric. But the synthetic ones hurt. Like, my feet want to bust through, but the can’t so they just cause me pain. (I also have very wide feet, and a lot of trouble finding wide enough shoes, and I walk…

Cock push-ups are the only way to build strength down there. As Tenacious D says, all you need is one.

Hey now, some of us like destroying men through a male-gazey succubus aesthetic. You get to use phrases like “hoist with his own petard.”

Also, the bracket image indicates that today we should be voting Baba Yaga vs La Llorona, and Succubus vs Siren.

I can make an excellent salad- it is the home economics of it that I find difficult. If salad isn’t the dinner, but just a side, it’s difficult to buy and prepare the correct amount for just two people. And if I try to bring salad to work for lunch, I haven’t quite perfected the whole “transport it, eat it, don’t…

My husband is so nervous about cooking. I had to write him two pages of notes on how to use the prepackaged taco seasoning to prepare taco meat.

What was your very first cookbook? I bought a coffeetable cookbook for beginners summer after my first year of college so I could feed myself. I learned that marinating fish/meat/poultry in citurs juice is the shit, and that I do not like fritattas, or at least I do not like them cold, which the recipe said was a…

I tend to get my shoes at Nordstrom rack for $20-40. Occasionally I will splurge by going to regular Nordstrom where they are $65-100. Sometimes I experiment with ordering a pair online that is supposed to be very high quality, and those often come in at around $150. At all of these price points, I wear the shit…

My excuse for not watching is that I in fact wanted to watch it but couldn’t get motivated to go to the gym/do laundry until Sunday afternoon, and by the time I was done, there was no time for movies. I somehow feel oddly responsible, despite the fact that the two tickets my husband and I would have bought could not…

Yeah, it was a whole big thing. My mom has some body issues.

Tell it to Richard Armour:

“Notes of powder, musk, fresh cut iris, and swamp butt!”

Since fairies is getting it’s ass kicked, I’m choosing to believe that the people who voted for it are those of us picturing the traditional kind, and particularly attached to that vision.

“But only assholes wear cologne.”

That would make more more interested in sampling this.